Mark Owen

Title: Ten Ways to Get Shipwrecked Without Leaving Home. Tagline: There is just no place like home. What kind of film is it? It would hopefully be a romantic comedy and would contain some heartbreak, joy and definitely some moments of tension. What’s the Story? A person who comes from a small village near Manchester just decides one day to take off and travel the world to learn new skills and meet new people. For him it would be to find courage and heart. His neighbour tormented him and they used to fall out continuously. Eventually, whilst on his trip he realises that he was in love with her. How true to life is it? In many ways it would be. It’s all about finding courage and heart when things may seem to be that little bit down. Who would play you? Elijah Wood is an amazing actor and if he can keep control of the ring he can almost certainly sort my life out. Who would play your love interest? It would have to be either Winona Ryder or Audrey Hepburn. If I had to choose it would have to be Audrey as she is simply beautiful. Who would play the baddy? There is only one person who could play this role, one of the most terrifying meanwhile cool people Joaquin Pheonix, otherwise known as Decimus, the baddy in Gladiator. Does it have a happy ending? It would leave people believing that it will end up all smiles but the reality soon hits them as they see my love interest end up marrying the baddy, whilst I watch on in the background. What’s the big scene? I am confronting the baddy on a boat, whilst I plunge from the side and end up on death’s door on the verge of drowning. Then miraculously E.T appears and picks me up in his spaceship and takes me to shore. Accidentally he ends up taking me to an island where the cameo appearance of Tom Hanks is stranded. Who said I did not like slapstick humour?